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“We’re so sorry the justice system failed you..”

I have written pretty extensively on my blog here regarding my sexual assault and every single thought and feeling I have had about it. If you want to read part one of my story click here, part two- here and finally part three here.  Trigger warnings of sexual assault in all three posts. When I began my blog I didn’t know if that was going to be something I was going to talk about or share. But once part one…

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Oh hey there!

It’s been a while. I’ve been neglecting my blog again.. Life has been crazy lately and I just don’t seem to have the right time to sit down and pour my soul out like I used to. I need to and I should because this is my place to destress so I will try to make it a priority again. I have post ideas and post drafts all waiting for my witty self to sit…

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Tattoo covering makeup!

This past month, I joined Yonique! I really wanted to try this foundation AND make my lashes explode with the infamous Yonique 3D mascara. I thought why not try my hand at selling them too- so here we are. I created this video to show the amazing power of the foundation and just how well it covers up! I also have a second example video covering Sharpie too. Now without sounding like a total makeup pusher…

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My fuck-giving budget

Pre-mama Jenny gave a lot of fucks about things. There are only so many fucks a person has to give out. As mamas, our children take up most of them, which means that we need to be pretty selective about the rest of our fuck-giving. So here’s a hilarious list of things I really don’t have time or energy to give fucks about anymore in between temper tantrums and ever so glamorous cleaning of poopy pants. …

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Do I have an ‘Attachment Parenting’ hangover?

In classic ‘Mommy Wears Heels’ form, I’m gunna be real and just put it all out there. As usual, I’ll wait for you to gather round and change out of your judge-y pants. For the billionth time, my love for my daughter is undeniable. That’s why I’m having such a tough time with this whole thing.  We walk outside through the parking lot to the car. I pick up Anastasia and attempt to put her…

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To the rapist who’s free,

I have written pretty extensively about this topic in the past here on my blog. Unfortunately, I’m kinda of an expert in the topic. If you want to read part one of my story click here, part two- here and finally part three here.  Trigger warnings of sexual assault in all three posts. Recently in the news, the ‘Stanford rapist’ has been a very prominent story with the victim’s impact statement being shared. I read it and…

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26th Birthday, new tattoos & 26 random things about me!

Last week was my ‘Champagne Birthday’ because I Turned 26 on the 26th. Back pre mama days, I always told everyone this birthday I would wake up in Mexico with nothing but a poncho on because that’s how crazy I would have gotten. Now I didn’t wake up in Mexico this year.. But I had a pretty fantastic day! I had one of those days where just all the little things go your way and make…

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Mom life sucks sometimes

I’ve been sick for like a week. I know, I know.. I start am obscene amount of blog posts with that sentence but what can I say? I have a shitty immune system and a dirty toddler. So in the midst of sickness this week, I realized something: sometimes Mom life sucks. Chasing a screaming toddler around is on the short list of things I would rather not do when dealing with a head cold. Motherhood…

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Confessions of an Instagram addict

My name is Jenny and I am an Instagram addict.. I need a #InstaRehab I have wanted to write a post regarding social media and Instagram for months here on my blog because of my ‘expertise’ regarding the topic (- I’m no Kim K but ya know..) Never did I think I would start said post with an admitted obsession statement rather than of a how to guide. As I said in my update post,…

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Where the hell have I been- updates!

It’s been a month and I have been severely neglecting my blog..  So First things first, we moved! William, Anastasia and I moved into a apartment building and have been trying to making it home-y this past week. So during packing and moving, I really didn’t have much time to blog. Secondly, last month was a weird month for me blogging wise. You see- when I began writing my blog, I didn’t really expect the…

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